Angered Mutant Ninja Turtles Lash Out Over Bee Ridge Construction

Raphael, the leader of the pack, approached SRQNews.com with a fierce dialogue on the current Bee Ridge Road Construction. He tells us: “How is a mutant turtle supposed to fight crime when the sewer system is being completely destroyed. Yea, sure, two years from now every thing is gonna be peachy-keen but what the FUCK are we supposed to do now? Fight in the daylight? Take SCAT around town to fight the foot clan?” Sarasota officials say the construction was necessary as aging sewer systems were deteriorating and septic systems…

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SRQ Commission Approves Plans for New Mega Skyscraper Crystal Palace Which Will Block Bay View for Entire Downtown Community

In the midst of three new skyscrapers being built in downtown Sarasota, local commission officers have approved plans for a fourth, new mega building directly on the bay. Builders McCarthy Building Companies, Inc. proposed the plans in mid September of last year with diagrams and sketches guaranteeing to provide absolutely no one downtown with any hint of a view that there is a body of water near them. The building is expected to bring in $1,000,000,000 in retiree money over the course of three years.

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