Dumbass Kid On Bike Not Looking Both Ways Hit By Car, Dies

Morgan Mitchell was simply trying to eat and catch up on emails during his commute before jumping back into the rat race we call work. When suddenly, this most-likely retarded child on a shitty-ass huffy bike his low-life, chain smoking mother probably stole for him decides to just casually ride across the street into traffic.

At 1:30pm EMTs pronounced the moronic result of inbreeding officially dead.

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