Myakka Farmer Engineers Chicken/Lettuce/Tomato Hybrid

In a radical experiment using techniques that haven’t been touched since Russian scientists in the 1950’s, Farmer Bole Scrountner has created what may become the hottest food trend this decade. With duct tape, a sewing kit and a tank of NO2, Scrountner engineered a combination of three favorite sandwich items.

“The chicken was the hardest part, it wouldn’t stop moving while I was stitching. Once I got it attached just right I looked at my invention and realized I may have just changed human history.”

Reports on this discovery left us curious and skeptical but we went to the farm and were able to see it … and it was glorious.

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