SRQ News Exclusive: First Interview with Black & Blue Dress

I, Bambi, hopped a barge to Scotland first thing last night when I saw the dress incident forming online. I managed to get a sit-down with the dress this morning. Here’s what I learned:

BAMBI: Hi, thank you for taking the time to answer some questions. Obviously you’ve become quite the internet sensation over night. Before getting to the hard hitting questions, how are you taking this all in?

DRESS: It is so unexpected. I’ve never in my life asked for this kind of attention. I’m honestly still in shock and not sure what I’m supposed to do.

BAMBI: Okay, don’t really care about that anyway. So tell us what we all need to know: What color are you?

DRESS: I’m coral and sea foam green

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