Sarasota Residents Troubled By Controversial Names of New Keys

In what was expected to be a highly praised and well received announcement, the new Pecker Key and Flat Sid Key names have caused turmoil.  Residents say the names can be interpreted as genital related.  Though named after two of the more interesting and exotic creatures found in the ecosystem of the area, the choices can be read the wrong way. The Short Nubbed Wood Pecker is a truly magnificent sight.  They may be beautiful, but they are dangerous to approach and residents have been warned not to play with…

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Sarasota To Install Two New Keys As Siesta & Lido Tourism Growth Rises

An unprecedented growth in tourism to the beautiful Sarasota keys has caused major concern.  A spike of 132% increase this year alone has caused officials to meet with contractors Helm & Toter.  H & T are known for island creation services.  The process involves draining sand from 3rd world countries at pennies on the square mile. The new keys are named after local, exotic animals found on the current keys.  The Flat Sid Toe Gerbler is a crab species native to Siesta and Lido as well as the Short Nubbed Wood…

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