Local Stoner Set to Vote for Amendment 2 this Tuesday

Area weed smoker, Markus Denson, is all geared up to cast his vote on Tuesday. Two weeks since the rest of Florida went to the ballot box, Denson is confident we can win this thing.

“Just doing my part for the greater good,” he tells us. “I have a pain in my shoulder that weed really helps with, you know, so I’d like to get a prescription. Because, I mean, dude, it’s just a plant you know? How can you make plants illegal? Not cool, man, not cool at all.”

Denson said he got his voter registration card just for this election.

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