Guy You Met at Growlers Once Still Masturbating to Your Facebook Photos Two Years Later

That guy you met that one time at Growlers on a Tuesday night? Yea, you probably shouldn’t have friended him on Facebook. We get it, you were a bit drunk, it’s dark in there and he seemed like he could be decent looking.  You talked for five minutes about the band on the radio you both had recently discovered but the conversation soon faded into awkward mouth breathing and looking around the room.

You got a friend request from him soon after leaving.  You didn’t even take the time to try and figure out how he found you.  No, you just hit okay because of that slight inebriation and lack of remembering anything awkward that ever happens to you.  You just enjoy tuning out those moments in your life instead of learning from them and using to help make appropriate decisions.

Well now look at the situation.

This guy is rubbing one out to every new picture you put on your page.  He’s photoshopped your face onto so many girls getting pounded by two guys at once.  He’s got printouts covered in his man sauce.   Good job, your are now a pervert’s daily reminder of his disease.

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