Miss Universe Fuck Up Makes 90% of World Aware It Exists

While the majority of the world and nearly all of the Universe were busy with their nightly routines, Steve Harvey managed to completely crush a young woman’s dreams this week as he ‘accidentally’ incorrectly announced her as the winner of the Miss Universe 2015 pageant. The majority of the population would have happily continued into 2016 without a clue the beauty competition even existed. Thanks to three times married, cheating, low-life Harvey, we all have to suffer a week of exhausting Facebook notifications and memes with his terrible face all over it.

The screw up was by far the biggest problem a beauty pageant of this level has ever encountered. People around the world are gathering together to help resolve balance to their day-to-days. If you or someone you love is suffering from this tragic event be sure to call the suicide hotline in your area then quickly hang up and just go through with it.

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