East of I-75 near Myakka resides Herbert Hovey (31), a new college drop-out from Wyoming that just never left town after failing. Reports came in that Herbert has added over 40lbs in 18 months after purchasing a deep fryer. Our investigators have found that it is more than a correlation. We tried to contact Hovey but he declined an interview saying simply “I’m in the middle of frying some cheese sticks, can’t talk.”
Deep fryer’s are often used to make high calorie snacks and meals that if ingested for long periods of time can cause fat cells to be stored in a human’s body increasing their mass to a point of obesity.