Sarasota and the surrounding area has been on high alert as a patient showing symptoms of EBOLA was being treated at Sarasota Memorial. Today the patient was removed from high security and placed into a common hospital room where the food is inedible and the nurses often forget about patients.
“Turns out he just has a little AIDS” an ICU nurse informed us. “We were ready for anything, but glad it’s just this.”
Now that the threat has calmed down he shall receive the same patient care as every one else and be released within the month.
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