Wallenda Gives Up, Walks 8 Feet Above Ground

Local hero, Nick Wallenda, has decided to tone down his act. The man who became famous continuing to do what his father before him did, had quite the epiphany recently.

“I was up there, really high between some buildings, just walking along like I always have. I looked down and realized I was up really fucking high! That was scary!! I don’t see the point in doing it that high, it’s just as difficult to do 8 feet above ground as it is 800.”

Nick was fortunate to be born into a family where he grew fame and wealth on a party trick.

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