Navigating Parking Lot of Chipotle Across From SMH During Lunch to Become Olympic Sport

The Olympic Global Committee unanimously agreed on Tuesday to allow navigating the parking lot of Chipotle on US41 during snow bird season at lunch time to be an official category in the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics.  Entrants will be flown from South Korea for three days to participate.

This is a landmark in the Olympics as it will be the first automobile based sport since the 1900 Olympics when it was technically unofficial but still considered.  The commmittee explains the maneuvering and coordination needed in hand, feet, eyes and brain allows this to pass as an acceptable sport.

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