Salaried Slacker Doughs It Up

In attempt to save face and continue doing absolutely nothing at his job, Joseph McCallister spends $7 every morning to bring a dozen doughnuts to the office. Every single day two or three co-workers stop by his cubicle and thank him.

“I just needed a doughnut this morning. Thanks, Joe!”

“I really shouldn’t, but I’m gonna grab one of those. Thanks so much!”

“I barely ever crave doughnuts but today it just hit the spot. You’re the best!”

Joe’s co-workers continue to grow more love for the guy every week, boss included. No one really expects anything from Joe at this point except that lovely pastry first thing in the morning. Joe tells us the $200 or so a month is entirely worth it.

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