The baby changing station at the Sears women’s bathroom in Bradenton was reported to facilities as broken last Friday. Maintenance failure to put yellow “Do Not Use” tape on the contraption has produced horrifying results. The changing stations malfunctioning has caused a swarm of infants to be converted into ruthless, man-eating, baby mutants. A group lawsuit has been filed by the parents and victims. Sears is expected to settle out of court.