Bus Tickets for Homeless Fails, SRQ Government Looks at Launching Rocket into Space

Sarasota Government Officials voted to offer downtown homeless population free bus tickets out of the city.  After managing to buy only one homeless person a ticket, the counsel met again.  One member pitched the idea of hiring SpaceX, the company currently building rockets in Texas, to make a rocket for SRQ.

The plan would be to launch as many homeless as possible into space, thereby ridding the Downtown streets of their presence.  When questioned on legality, they informed us Governor Rick Scott “had their back.”

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