Local man, Dr. James Smickers who has multiple blogs where he posts his political ramblings, has pushed the limits of just how far right a right-winged fanatic can go. In 1988, scientists discovered the political winged spectrum is actually a circle, similar to Columbus discovering the world is round. If you go far enough right or left, you may end up crossing into the other wing.
In a sit down interview with Dr. Smickers , he informed us “I just reached a point of hating gays, Muslims, left wingers, single moms, Scandinavians, acupuncturists and non-Christians that I felt a tickle. I mean, the hate has gotten so strong it’s pushed my emotions to a tipping point and when I say tickle it’s like I felt a tiny light shine in a cave of pure darkness. And I touched that light, and it felt good, and non-metaphorically speaking it was another man’s genitals.”
Smickers says he has since backed off the hatred a couple notches to avoid a similar experience. “But if that goddamn liberal wins the Governor election I may just go full blown gay!”