BREAKING NEWS: NASA Makes Contact with Alien Race – Bunch of Fucking Rednecks

In an unprecedented event that happen just a few short hours ago, NASA has officially made contact with an intelligent species that lives on another planet. It appears the Gorlongs, their version of “The South,” won an eerily similar civil war a few centuries ago against the Jakerpufs. Since then the incestual culture of the Gorlongs has long taken over and now, as NASA engineer Clifford Balderman tells, “they’re just a bunch of fucking green-trash rednecks.”

The impact this discovery will have on the rest of the world is yet to be seen, but we can expect plenty of intense reactions. And what many of us are waiting to see is how this will impact religion.

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