47 Year Old Man Promises to Love and Respect Your Teenage Daughter

His intentions are nothing but good we are told. Ralph Newman (47) isn’t opposed to putting it all on the table.

“Listen, your daughter and I are in love. I know she’s 16, but that’s the legal age of consent here so you’re just going to have to accept me. I’m giving you my word as a father and your elder, your daughter is going to get nothing but the finest treatment from me.”

Newman and high school cheerleader, Jane Cumbers, have been seeing each other for 7 weeks now. Jane tells us this is the longest relationship she’s had and that’s how she knows the love is real.

At the time of writing Jane announced she is pregnant with triplets.

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