Subway Brings Jared Back to Promote “Footshlongs” to Inmates

In a stunning turn of events, Jared Fogal has been brought back onto the Subway marketing team.

“It’s an untapped market in federal prison.  Our brilliant PR department saw the golden opportunity and Jared’s totally on board.”

Knowing the intimate experiences Jared will be sharing with his new prison buddies, spreading the word of delicious meat-filled subs should be pretty easy.  The 12″ mayo-oozing, two-hand grippers are going to be rebranded as “Footshlongs” to embrace the soft “shhhh” sounds Jared will be hearing regularly as he spends time with the other prisoners.

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