He’s racist, bigoted, hateful and arrogant. He’s all of these things openly. But at the end of the day, I’m Jesus and I just can’t let women make their own decisions regarding their bodies. I don’t even think it’s wrong to have an abortion before the heart starts beating, but as the creator of Heaven & Earth and the star character of the Bible, I have expectations to live up to and I can’t vote for a woman or a pro-choicer.
Sorry America, I fucked up.