Local Blow Job Cures World Hunger, Ends Global Warming And May Run For President

In an unprecendented state of affairs, a blow job occured late in the evening Thursday night that has solved 75% of the world’s problems. No one understands the power behind such a magnificent event until it swept joy and positive energy across the globe.

As it stands, there is an expected Presidential candidate announcement from said blow job. In an early morning online poll, results are showing a landslide win if the BJ does enter the race for the White House.

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