His Holy Eminence is constantly haunted of the days he spent designing the digestive tract and butthole during the creation of humans.
“I must design them in my image, that was the goal, but I don’t have an asshole. I don’t shit. I don’t get hemorrhoids. Those days were very stressful and mentally draining.” The Lord God our Creator shares with the media.
As the holidays roll through His Greatness feels far too many people stressing on the toilet. He hears the grunts, the strain, the prayers “please god make this shitting stop!” It’s tormenting and brings the memories of blueprinting the anus rushing back to his mind.