Four Year Investigation Uncovers Sarasota Government Officials Actually White Walkers

Nearly half a decade of research has found that the Sarasota government is actually made up of Game of Throne’s white walkers as opposed to what was originally believed to just be old people.  They wear suits and refrain from killing every one in their path in order to allow themselves be disguised as crotchety blue hairs.

How they managed to make it to Sarasota without being noticed and then raise to the ranks of law makers and officials is unclear at this time.  The fact that Westeros and the Game of Thrones world is fiction throws another bit of confusion in the grand scheme.

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