An unprecedented growth in tourism to the beautiful Sarasota keys has caused major concern. A spike of 132% increase this year alone has caused officials to meet with contractors Helm & Toter. H & T are known for island creation services. The process involves draining sand from 3rd world countries at pennies on the square mile.
The new keys are named after local, exotic animals found on the current keys. The Flat Sid Toe Gerbler is a crab species native to Siesta and Lido as well as the Short Nubbed Wood Pecker, conveniently naming the second island Pecker Key.
If all goes to plan the new keys should be erected by mid-2018.