In a brainstorming session held by SRQ government officials, four dozen residents showed up to pitch ideas about what to do with Ed Smith when the Orioles leave. After hours of debate and narrowing top choices the group settled on converting the stadium into a gladiator-esque battle arena.
“This will help thin out our homeless issue and provide quality entertainment for the good citizens of Manasota. It will also create jobs. Every one wants more jobs.”
Look for the opening matches between Sarasota’s finest homeless and a pack of wild jaguars on May 1st, 2015. Tickets will be sold at the door for $15 and pre-sale online for $12.